publish and be related

In a further sign that the once-proud publishing sector is looking to get taken over by the intergalactic celebrity merchandising complex, Johnny Depp's brother Daniel has written a thriller, and publishing companies everywhere have gone batshit. Loser's Town, it's called, about an A-list Hollywood actor, stalkers, private investigators, etc. It may well be excellent.  Though it's described as 'half-literary, half-commercial', which is something of a red klaxon. And an opportunity for papers everywhere to lead with pictures of Johnny. No pictures of Dan, though this might be him (left), a fatloss expert from here. But probably not. Surely an actor's brother is above taking fauxchalant pictures of himself and then not editing out the arm that's holding the camera.